WHERE WOULD I BE WITH YOOUUU!!!/AND BY YOU I MEAN DISGRACED FORMER TYCO BOSS DENNIS KOZLOWSKI!!!
I don't give a fuck if 50 cent did completely and toTally boss him out of the rap scene, Ja Rule had one of the greatest rapper voices of all time. Just burly, and it came out of a dude that looked like a newborn puppy too, which is just wild when you think about it. Where did all that bass come from? How did he accumulate so much gravel in that voice when he looked like just a cutie wutie puppy wuppy. Who's a rapper? Who is it? Is it Ja Rule? Yes it is. Yes you are a rapper! Oh yes you are!
Anyway, dude is in jail now and making friends with Alen Hevesi and Dennis Kozlowski, two big-time white collar criminals. Dennis Kozlwoski once spent like $2 million embezzled dollars to build a giant ice dildo in Greece for his wife's 60th birthday or something. Now him and Ja Rule are boys, and Joanna Malloy from the Daily News has tagged them a "posse". Hip. Really though this shit is surreal.
http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/rapper-ja-rule-prison-amazing-posse-article-1.1015716
I'm not wrong.
P.S. Dennis Kozlowski has got to be the most successful Seton Hall grad .. ever?
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